3. After Hours: On Dark Humor
Therapists of the world who don't like dark humor, I get it, but hold on a minute.
For me or any survivor to heal I've got to learn how to recognize what 'pain' even is. I don't mean that like "I'm so tough nothing hurts me." The opposite. I'm a man raised by a combat soldier. He raised me to be rugged and stoical as he could manage. I'm OK with that in a lot of ways. It's a fine way to be for physical discomfort, and it has a lot of pros. But it's a horrible, awful, no good, very bad way to handle emotional pain.
My head often just skips emotional pain and goes straight to aggression. I'm learning how to feel the actual pain. I remember a breakup, for example. A partner confessed infidelity. Sucks, right? Well, yeah, but I only felt actual 'pain' for a brief second. My throat tightened, my stomach clenched and I felt an electric buzzing shoot through me. This was the worst thing I could have heard from her. But after less than a second I was just numb. And then I went through a litany of other feelings. I assured her I understood and some other humiliating caretaking malarky, and then I had no feelings at all for maybe five minutes. When I did have a feeling again, it was rage. And it still was a long time, at least days, maybe weeks before I felt the pain again. Rage, betrayal, all that. But not the pain.
We men need to talk about rage and pain. Rage is part of the human experience. I suspect it has profoundly useful purposes in some circumstances that aren’t hard to imagine. Physical defense, that sort of thing. There are lots of situations I can imagine in which it wold be great to move immediately from injury to aggression without dillydallying at the part where you cry. If you’re a man, you might be especially equipped for that move, the one where your mind just skips pain and goes to aggression.
Feeling pain seems almost like it’s a good skill to have. One of the best things my father ever did for me was to tell me over and over that prisons were full of hurting men who never learned how to deal with anger. He was a hurting man who sort of learned to deal with anger.
Rage reminds me of testosterone. If you’re a man, remember when it happened? Utterly bananas. It was like magic, from one day to the next. You have no experience being horny, and now you want to put your dick in anything and everything. We all have to figure out how to handle it when you’re all worked up and your body is fully expecting to get laid, then something happens and it’s off. It's hard. (ba dum bum) I'd be angry, frustrated, and humiliated. And also, still horny and wanting to get off.
It's a whole process for me to feel pain. I'm getting better at it, but man is it a sucky skill to practice. Sometimes I feel it immediately and can recognize it. Oh, that's pain! What is it exactly that is hurting me? But sometimes I realize I'm getting really angry and I don't know why. Now I generally assume that probably something hurt me, so I sit there and ask myself and try and be honest about what it really is. Sometimes I find myself really compelled to be jokey about something, and often there's pain there too.
If I just squelch the desire for humor, what happens is that I also squelch the thing that tells me I have pain. Plus, you know what? I just like dark humor. I like it even if I developed my taste for it out of survival. That's what humor is to me: survival. Humor was how I raised my fist to the world that hurt me.
See, this is so vctimy, right? I'm owning it. If I rewrite this until there's nothing victimy or neurotic in it, it'll take a month and the post will be three words long: "Call the Hotline."
I couldn't control much about my life. But when my parents were harsh, I learned that if I could say somethng cutting to them that would draw blood, it would stay in their head and let them know I didn't give a fig for them or their god or their rules or their anything. They were nothing but rather stupid prison wardens to me. I watched Cool Hand Luke, and One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, and Papillon, and anything else about prisoners scoffing at their jailors. That was a way I could see myself and find some dignity. I was shamed that I didn't run away from home or attack them in their sleep, but at least I could show them with my humor that they hadn't had any effect on me (Hahaahahahahahahaha) by being witty. I felt like Cool Hand Luke: "What's that, Boss, only thirty days in the hole this time? You're getting soft."
Do you notice the humor that covers the shame I feel for knuckling under, for doing what they said? I do. It’s real, current, live shame I’m working on. The thought in my head is that I should have run away or physically attacked them, or failing that, give them a rousing speech about the universal dignity of man or something. But what I mostly did was develop a whole personality just designed to keep them happy and off my back, and I was meek and obedient most of the time. I watched those movies and thought if I had been tough like those guys, I would be free. But instead, I’m disgusting and weak and so here I am.
Of course that’s all hogwash. I was a child. I was victimized and there was nothing I could have or should have done about it.
So I'm working to get better at feeling pain. I don't like pain, but it doesn't hurt you. Something else hurt you. The pain is just a messenger. Feeling it is one of the first steps to healing the wound. Humor tells me where I have pain. And also, I could be a little easier on myself. It's ok if I kinda lean a little too hard on humor sometimes. It's about getting better. It’s also about being myself. Any version of me that is authentic will be searching for something witty and/or histrionic to say right up until the universe grows cold and the lights go out. All the humor will be dark then.